The mic amplifies your voice only if it's near your mouth.

A tiny rant on how to use a microphone.

Published on May 20, 2004 By citygirl In Misc

To the lady who spoke at the building renovation initative meeting:

If you don't know how to use a mic, then get off the stage.

A mic is not meant to be placed next to your papers. Nor is the mic head supposed to be facing your shoes.

Perhaps you have never been on stage. Perhaps this is your first public speaking forum. These are not excuses. Unless you’ve spent most of your life in a cave, you have seen a microphone in action.

Thank you. I feel much better.

Comments

KarmaGirl

on May 20, 2004

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shadesofgrey

on May 20, 2004

That certainly made me laugh. There are many people who need to receive your speech. Should I go get the mic for you?

Mr_Frog

on May 30, 2004

hahaha, KarmaGirl, I nearly split a rib laughing at that.

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