I spent the day like this?
Since I had to leave the house in a unconventional hour for me (7:30am), I changed hurriedly and without much natural sunlight. (Hubby was asleep and I didn't want to open the blinds and wake him.)
Unfortunately, as I was changing out of my work clothes I just noticed (and it's 10pm, currently) that I had a nasty stain on the front of my skirt that was whitish in color that some with dirty minds would assume to be of a biological nature.
And less noticeable for most is the fact that I spent the entire day with my underwear not only inside out but backwards. (Don't ask me how I didn't notice a gigantic bunch of fabric on my front.)
If this doesn't say that I am not a morning person, I don't know what does.